The Ten Tenets of VR Sex Toy Masturbation w/ AliceX VR’s Live Cam Service

May is Masturbation Month, and we at AliceX VR want to make sure everyone enjoys our new technology safely. The future is here, and we couldn’t be more excited to share it with you. VR porn is literally changing the way guys masturbate, as well as revolutionizing the porn industry for the better… but with all new technology, there is a learning curve, so we’ve decided to issue this proclamation to our customers for their full enjoyment of VR adult content:

1. Don’t Be Cheap with Your WiFi — There are some things in life worth splurging on, and hi-speed internet is one of them… at least if you’re going to properly enjoy VR, whether camming or streaming video.
2. Make Sure the Headset or Phone Is Ready — Charge your phone beforehand. You can also have it plugged in while watching. Defog the headset (Jaws Quick Spit works best) and clean thoroughly as well.
3. Lock the Door — Having a VR headset on leaves the wearer more vulnerable than Donald Trump’s hair in a tornado. Locking or barricading the door becomes even more imperative than ever.
4. Memorize Your Environment — They used to say masturbation will make you blind. Well, treat VR masturbation as if you’re preparing for life without sight. Memorize the distance to the essentials, like Kleenex and lotion, so you’re able to grab them when the time comes.
5. Remove Distractions — Turn your phone to “Do not disturb.” Make sure no one is coming over to visit any time soon. Close the windows. Basically, do anything that prevents real world noises from ruining your VR enjoyment.
6. Stay Away from the Leather — No matter how prepared you may be for your climax, it’s impossible to keep things completely clean when you can’t see. Don’t have your VR experience on expensive furniture.
7. Invest in a Male Masturbation Toy — If you’re a guy, it may be a good idea to invest in a sex toy like a Fleshlight. Besides feeling amazing, it will help with cleanup.
8. Forget Everything — All the rules above, all the rules of society, all obligations… forget them all. The point of virtual reality is to get out of the reality the user is in, and release some stress by being transported to into a much sexier reality.
9. Enjoy the Moment — With the headphones plugged in, the Fleshlight working its magic, and the your eyes delighted at what they see, don’t forget to lean back in the chair and enjoy a pleasurable break from reality.
10. Bust Out the VR Light — Maybe you don’t need to go to this extreme, but when you’re all done with your alone time, triple check everything, including your clothes! And if you’re considering going out, it may be best to change.

When enjoying VR adult content, you will be transported to a new, sexy reality, losing awareness of the world around you, so it’s important to have some guidelines for your venture in a new reality.