The Magic World Of Sex Toys for VR Porn Movies
Sometimes when I get bored, my mind starts to wander back to a time in college when I was invited to have a threesome with a couple of hot chicks from my Economics class.
Those busty, lusty bimbos sucked and fucked me from the floor to the ceiling without one shred of remorse, obviously inspired by my huge cock and superhero-like skills in the bedroom. And if you didn’t catch the sarcasm there, you probably won’t understand the rest of this article.
As it turns out, those horny hunnies just wanted to use me for the experience. It really had nothing to do with my technique (or lack thereof), if you can believe it. Had I been honest with myself from the jump, I might have practiced a few of my moves over the years. Instead, I’ve spent the last decade searching for a way to relive that night without putting much effort into it (just like the first time). Apparently, the gods of good sex finally heard my prayers when they invented VR sex toys and accessories.
Virtual reality is good for more than just playing karate in the garage with your best friend. Standard 2D motion pictures can be boner-inspiring, but there’s nothing quite like being a part of the action without, in fact, being a part of the action. And unlike the creep lurking in a dark corner while jerking off to his own tears, you’ll be an honorary guest at the party in your pants. I don’t know about you, but I liked the sound of that as soon as I heard it.
Now They Call Me Robo-Cock
It was a couple years ago that I got introduced to my very first high-tech sex toy for men – a virtual reality compatible, Bluetooth-enabled contraption with customizable features, ergonomic components, medical-grade silicone materials and a manufacturer’s warranty to boot. I ended up feeling more comfortable having sex with that thing than all of my former partners combined. After all, if it ended up going broke, I could always send it back to its maker. You can’t do that with an ex, but I digress.
Anyway, my journey into the wonderful world of VR masturbation devices was swift, sexy and satisfying to say the least. It didn’t take long for my newfound habit to spiral into something that would alter my very existence (and my nickname among friends). I mean, being inches away from a pair of bouncing titties while they ride your cock is a life-changer no matter who you are but considering you don’t have to tip or provide cab fare afterwards…Well, that’s a win if I ever saw one, ladies and gentlemen.
My first VR compatible love was the kinky and compact Kiiroo Titan – a sexy, cylindrical machine that’s designed to mimic the sensations of oral sex while being synced to a virtual reality headset like the Oculus Rift or Go. Over time, I eventually moved up the ladder to bigger and better things like the Kiiroo Onyx 2 – a couples-friendly option that hooks up to VR and/or the brand’s Pearl 2 device (for women) to offer instant real-time, movement-sensing magic to the ole twigs and berries. Meanwhile, my sex toy collection started taking on a mind of its own and my love life started getting a lot more interesting too.
So, What’s the Big Idea?
When the internet was still new, it was already obvious that all future innovations would be driven by the adult industry. Like my grandpappy used to say, “Sex sells,” and he certainly wasn’t kidding. The sex toy industry has always been on the front lines of cutting-edge technology, and now it’s one of the largest markets in the world as a result, with deliciously high-tech devices laid out as far as the eye can see. The big deal is that, back in the day, things weren’t nearly as cool and neither was I.
VR technology has the unique power to change the user’s perspective dramatically, instantly, and without drugs or other substances. It transforms the voyeur from a casual viewer to an engaged participant with the click of a button. It revolutionizes the way men and women from all over the world enjoy sex and/or masturbation, whether by themselves or with a partner. It adds a much-needed air of mystery to jerking off, one that’s better than sitting on your hand and calling it “the stranger.”
You see, adding interactive features like Bluetooth and virtual reality to already awesome pornographic content was bound to happen. Necessity is, after all, the mother of invention, and we all need to experience a mind-blowing orgasm at least once in our lives. Toys even have porn star specific sleeve textures and orifices these days; it’s cray-cray out there. The future is finally here, folks, with high-end automatic toys like the Fleshlight Launch now gracing our perverted presence more abundantly than ever before.
Between webcam websites, e-commerce merchants and live video streaming, there’s “virtually” nothing outside of our reach anymore. The modern-day market has become flooded with customizable options that look, feel and even taste appealing to all of our senses. With VR-compatible sex toys especially, you can enjoy all those same fuckable features you love in a good sex toy while having a live performer interact with you through the camera. Or look down and inhabit the body of the performer while you stimulate yourself with the device. Honestly, does it get any better than that?
I Got the Hook Up
I always choose from the top interactive sex toys while reading plenty of buyer’s guides and reviews in the meantime, just so I don’t miss out on the next best thing. My experience has taught me, however, that there are only about five or six major considerations to make before you launch yourself into the realm of reality virtualized. Today’s best devices are made to be super user-friendly, skin-safe and compatible with other products (interactive or otherwise). If you can’t find something you absolutely love at this point, you’re probably doing it wrong.